Alright folks, I haven't updated the ol' blog in a while, so in a pathetic effort to write about something I'm going to ask my Magic 8 Ball a few questions and post the answers I get. It's pathetic because this is the most interesting thing in my life right now.
Here we go:
"Magic 8 Ball, will I win the lottery someday?"
- 'Concentrate and ask again'.
I can't be bothered with concentrating.
"Magic 8 ball, am I the coolest person on Earth?"
- 'You may rely on it'.
"Magic 8 Ball, are you lying to me?"
- 'Signs point to yes'.
"Magic 8 Ball, in 100 years will we have flying cars?"
- 'Don't count on it'.
I knew it. When I was in third grade I read in a magazine that we would have microwaves in our cars' gloveboxes by the year 2000. I waited for that moment with eager anticipation, and now, almost a decade later we have nothing to show for that prediction.
"Magic 8 Ball, will I get an iPhone for Christmas?"
- 'As I see it, yes.'
"Magic 8 Ball, are you lying to me again?"
- 'It is decidedly so'.
A THOUSAND PLAGUES UPON YOU, 8 BALL!!!!
"Magic 8 Ball, why do you shatter my hopes and dreams?"
- 'Outlook Good'.
"So my outlook on life is good?"
- 'Outlook not so good'.